Coffee: Because Murder Is Wrong – Retro Dark Humor Design

Sassy, vintage, and a little unhinged—this retro design says exactly what we’re all thinking before that first cup of coffee. Featuring a glamorous 1950s-style woman clutching her cup with an unsettling calm, the phrase “Coffee: Because Murder Is Wrong” blends classic charm with unapologetic dark humor.

Perfect for caffeine addicts with a twisted sense of humor. Whether it's a t-shirt, mug, or tote bag, this design is bound to get a laugh (and a knowing nod).

Design Features

• Bold Retro Pin-Up Style – Inspired by vintage 1950s ads

• Black & White Aesthetic – Clean and bold for max contrast

• Dark Humor Statement – For those who can't function pre-coffee